There was Willie Jordan, flanked by a dozen friends and a few curious strangers in the back corner of a dimly lit pub. Nonsense, they said, as they formed an ironclad circle around Jordan to protect him. He had found himself in this situation so many times before, and he knew when it was time to admit defeat. So Jordan took a breath, carefully unbuttoned his pants, and pulled out his penis. The audience erupted, delighted to catch a front-row glimpse of the biggest penis in Newcastle. It was a legendary penis in the North East England town, and its owner had become a quasi-celebrity because of it.
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I Had Sex With A Guy With A Small Penis, And Here’s What Happened
One of the things that I never stopped to consider about women who have sons is that they have a new level of peener to contend with: baby peen. When a doctor — a real one, not someone on the internet who totally majored in baby penis for a semester in college — tells you to worry, then you start to worry. The Worst Thing. And boys can sit on toilet seats to pee until they have a little something more to grip. Stop Beating Yourself Up.
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But then I had sex with someone who had a small penis , and all that changed. According to science, the average erect penis is 4. Of course, being that this is just an average, penis size can vary greatly. In contrast, the trophy for residents with the smallest average penises goes to North Korea, with 3. So, considerably smaller than the average penis.
I dated a dude who was packing a footlong. T he sex was uncomfortable, at best, and he refused to go down on me. I dumped him after a year of making up excuses to not have sex. But my first experience with someone of the opposite sex was with a guy who, to date, has the biggest penis I have ever seen. We were camping with a large group, tents and horses, down by the Suwannee River in Florida.